- THE STORY OF SAZZ -

Joe Snow is a man of many talents and even more nicknames. Known to some as Jizzo Mutha Fuck'n Schnitzberg, The Schnizz, The Schnizzy, The Snowman, Little Shitzo, Sazz, Jizzo Mutha Fuck'n Schnizzo, Joey Cutback, H.I. Pretzberg, and most recently Joey Snowprano.

Ladies love him. Beers fear him. Joe Joe Whacky makes Mother Nature his bitch! Whether it be waves, pow, concrete or wood, he'll find a way to make it say uncle.

If you know him, you love him. If he owes you money you'll probably never see him again. With more broken bones than Eivel Kneivel and more balls than a sporting goods convention, Jizzo's definately down for the cause. So long as the cause involves a shitload of beer and even more easy chicks.

There's only one word that can capture the raw fury that is the Schnizz and that word is a... MESS !!!